I just read the new Deathstroke.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DOES THAT FUCKING WRITER THINK HE'S FUCKING DOING IN THE FIRST FUCKING BOOK?!?
First book! FIRST FUCKING BOOK! NO BUILD UP! NO PROVING TO US THAT HE CAN HANDLE THE CHARACTER IN A REGULAR BOOK OR TWO!
JUST THIS GIMMICKY-BASED BULLSHIT! THIS "we want nothing but super shocker super drama super superness in every book.... forget about proper writing format" BULLSHIT
ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Is it permanent? No, Probably not, Slade will lose his eye again somehow (maybe that's what the ghost-y guy who magically did this to him will be taking his eye as payment seven books in the future) but that does not fucking matter. The writing quality was NOT good enough to pull a fucking stunt like this in the first fucking book---you'd have to be fucking Stephen King in his fucking prime, and that's a fucking rarity, dammit.
Tony Daniels, I now have no respect for you as a writer, as you have no respect for the people who read the book. You ain't no fucking Stephen King Prime. Don't fucking act like it.
GLITTER FUCKING BITCH
-Hal fucking Shumaker
You may return to your regularly scheduled level of cussing for the day...